Well, that made me think of another one.
A group of guys got together every Friday night for a poker game. One night, Harvey drew a Royal Flush and promptly keeled over from a heart attack. After the game, the other guys decided someone ought to tell Harvey’s wife. Sid raised his hand. “Harvey was my best friend. I guess I should be the one to tell Miriam”
He shows up at Harvey’s house. It’s 2AM. Miriam opened the door and immediately asks where Harvey is.
Sid says, “Harvey lost $500 at poker tonight.”
“Hmph! For that he should drop dead!”